Initially one, even a blonde one, would think it wouldn't be THAT hard to put together.
At least not until the discovery that directions not only weren't written in blonde code, they were practically in a foreign language!
You know, the kind of directions that skip steps 1, 2 & 3 and don't label all of the pieces in a size font that can be read by a semi-normal human being.
I may need to borrow one of my neighbors husbands. This looks like a job for an engineer that doesn't believe in directions.