It was a good Mixer and mixed well for twenty-seven years. A long life for most mixers that had often been pushed to the limit in it’s mixing days to produce double batches of chocolate chip, peanut butter, sugar, and various other types of cookies.
Without fail, Sprite’s beloved Mixer produced batch after batch of flawless frosting’s, cookies, cakes and quick breads until the day it’s gears stripped and it’s churning skills could only produce FAST or FASTER.
A wonderful speed only if you are a rabbit in mating season. *blink,blink*
Sprite’s Mixer is survived by numerous recipients of candy’s, cookies and confections, Sprite, The Ark Children, and the stalker Sprite was once engaged to in her early 20’s before she learned the difference between *real love* and *being in love with the idea of love*.
We will all be gathered in the kitchen in about 15 minutes, sans the stalker/ex-fiance (we are still under the witness protection program), to say our good-byes and pay our last respects.
Please feel free to join us in a moment of silence and respect for our beloved Mixer that has done it’s duty well over more years than a Mixer should have to mix.