Seeking 18 to 110-year-old Women
I found the above on a dating site. Made me think, really, single is good.
The other profile that stood out was one with the screen name = downanddirty. Like, okkkkayyyyyy… I’m thinking either he’s a pig farmer or let’s skip the introduction and jump in bed.
Damn, I hope he showers first … has washed the sheets… something!! Like ewwwwwwww…
*straight faced blonde look*